A man and a friend were playing golf one day at their local golf course.
When one of the guys was about to chip onto the green he saw a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stopped in mid-swing, took off his golf cap, closed his eyes, and bowed down in prayer. His friend said: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.
" The man then replied: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."